Tuesday, August 19, 2008 @11:36 PM
okay! lets learn some stuff from me! =D
hmm!! what to teach what to teach?
OKAY!! i know !!
HOW TO CHEAT IN THE EXAMS~
for anybody to b a chung ling kia, we must know how to cheat! xD
there are alot of ways to cheat actually... the foot taps.. the hand signals.. the placement of things n of course the direct n easiest way.. taking the whole paper from your friend.. =D
i'm not gonna teach those hard ones.. cos they're kinda complex...
let's learn how to use the direct way! =D
step 1. look at teacher if she is looking at u, directly look back to your paper, if not she'll deem u as suspicious n any dreams to get high marks are gone
step2. make sure the teacher is not looking at u
step3. call the friend who u want to lend the paper from(u can do this with either a h-phone or an owl) sry.. been reading harry potter.. xP
step 4. use your h-phone or pager or owl to contact another friend far away from u.
step5. ask him to raise his hand to call teacher.
step6. when teacher goes to him, breathe deep breaths cos this may b the last paper u're gonna do if u get caught.
step7. extend your hand to your friend's table.(make sure the teacher doesnt see u)
step 8. take it back slow n silently. (getting abit nervous now ehh?!)
step 9. success!! u've done it!! noww u can copy all the answers!
but wait! it aint over yet! the teacher is coming your way! hide hide hide!!
too late.. the teacher saw... she got tipped off by that 'friend' u asked to raise his hand..
moral of the story?
choose better friends, dont cheat, teachers suck and dont use a friend whom u just made angry.
(ohmygosh, i feel so stupid now.. ) =.=
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zzz...
okay fine.. mayb i'm not so good at cheating.. =P i'm a good boy...
but i do know how to make other ppl die in exams!! MUAHAHHAHAHA!!!
u can kill someone in 4 easy steps.
step 1. choose all the wrong answers on your paper, and write the name of the person u want to kill.
step 2. sit at the front, so that teacher will call u to collect the papers.
step3. when collecting the papers, change the name of the victim to your name.
step 4. laugh your ass off when u see the shocked expression on your victim when he gets his exam paper back =D
LOL ! i hope u learnt some stuff! these are useful stuff man!! learn it!!
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2day.. had bball in the mornin with gavin, andrew(shih hui, fishkia,noobkia,huihui, shihshih, shitmeup) and jian sheng(puto kia.. =.=)
(from left)shih hui, gavin n jian sheng
Rock-a-by-gavin on the swing top
when andrew pushes, the swingy will rock
then gavin will fall, on his backside.
n that will give andrew another joke to tell.... xD
called them all to wait at gavin's house at 7.15 ...
i woke up at 7. 50 ...
hehe.. =D
so.. we had matches n matches.. dead tired..
lol..
but one of the matches... super funny... xD
gavin a.k.a. batu lang(stone guy) was blocking me! so.. i just turned with my back facing him.. n i pushed backwards.. n omg?! i pushed directly into his.. aherm... n shih hui they all keep shouting sodomise... =.= (i wonder why?)
hehe... i think gavin was high..
cos b4 that match.. we were shooting hoops... n he keep on saying ahhh.... when he shot xD
n when he miss... he say balls.. =.=
ZZZZ!!
LOL!!
So.. after that funny basketball session.. went back home.. onlined awhile.. lunched.. n went to study .. haih.. lol.. cant study.. keep getting distracted by my h-phone... LOLOLOLOL!
n after study.. go tuition to study again.. HAIHXX...
n at tuition.. andrew was high.. =.= keep on teasing gavin on being gay.. ZZZ
Andrew ah!! where can like that? dont u know he has Clara?
N i'm not gay also kay? i like girls.. one particular girl in fact.. =P
lol.. andrew kept on cracking 'gang men'(chinese) jokes.. zz freakin disgusting.. n funny xD LOLn i think gavin was reaching his boiling point.. ehehe...
super bored at tuition.. chinese also.. my most hated subject.. haih..
soo.. i did some drawings.....
On my friend's hand! =D
hehe!!
ehehe....
doing an action right after one of andrew's more 'funny' jokes.. =.= i think u can guess what the joke was abt.. xD
David Archuleta's new songs rock!! especially the song named crush =D
David Archuleta's fan forever!
haha!! that's abt all folks!!
tata~!
teehee! =]
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a curse or a blessing?
should i walk away or presevere?
cant walk away cos it aint going away..
u make me feel happy n sad...
at the same time...
n i hate making words rhyme...
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Crush Lyrics
I hung up the phone tonight,
something happened for the first time,
deep inside,
it was a rush,what a rush,
Cause the possibility,
that you would ever feel the same way
about me,
it’s just too much, just too much
Why do I keep running from the truth,
all I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized,
and I just got to know
Do you ever think,
when you’re all alone,
all that we can be,
where this thing can go,
Am I crazy or falling in love,
is it real or just another crush
Do you catch a breath,
when I look at you,
are you holding back,
like the way I do,
Cause I’m tryin’, tryin’ to walk away
But I know this crush aint’ goin’ away, goin’ away
Has it ever cross your mind
when we’re hangin’, spending time girl,
are we just friends,
is there more, is there more,
See it’s a chance we’ve gotta take,
cause I believe that we can make this into
something that will last,last forever, forever
Do you ever think,
when you’re all alone,
all that we can be,
where this thing can go,
Am I crazy or falling in love,
is it real or just another crush
Do you catch a breath,
when I look at you,
are you holding back,
like the way I do,
Cause I’m tryin’, tryin’ to walk away
But I know this crush aint’ goin’ away, goin’ away
Why do I keep running from the truth,
all I ever think about is you
You got me hypnotized, so mesmerized,
and I just got to know
Do you ever think,
when you’re all alone,
all that we can be,
where this thing can go,
Am I crazy or falling in love,
is it real or just another crush
Do you catch a breath,
when I look at you,
are you holding back,
like the way I do,
Cause I’m tryin’, tryin’ to walk away
But I know this crush aint’ goin’ away, goin’ away...
End..
How true is this song?!?!
Archuleta rocks... =D
